February 2012
15 posts
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not Mexican
teacher: why haven't you done your work
me: because the questions are in comic sans
The World Is Not a Pleasant Place to Be
misswallflower:
“the world is not a pleasant place to be without someone to hold and be held by a river would stop its flow if only a stream were there to receive it an ocean would never laugh if clouds weren’t there to kiss her tears the world is not a pleasant place to be without someone.” -Nikki Giovanni
January 2012
213 posts
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society, 1989
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
Some people say they "love everyone."
butthetruthis:
But the truth is…
They hate Kim Kardashian.
(Submitted by: anim4ti0n)
Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/signote/5851239523/
Pretending to think hard when your teacher is...
moustacheebabee:
